I might get it as a more beefy media center,.my nvidia shield is getting old and there are no real alternatives around.

look for gps tracker with a sim slot and a cheap sim card. However, these probably need to be charged on a reguar basis.

There are a bunch of awesome jellyfin clients as well

I will never ever give an ai direct access to my bank account.

Endurain might be better as a strava alternative,

Using King Ludwig IIs favorite mountain in the teaser image? You have my attention!