My dog lost one eye and went blind in the other. We were able to rebuild her.

Anesthesiology: we hate add-on cases

No, that was why we picked it up. It was in like-new condition.

Literally one of the first dates I took my (now) wife on. She was in an entomology class and I lived in the foothills. I took her on a hike to collect insects for a class project. We also collected a roadkill snake on the way home for her to clean and articulate the skeleton.