Yup.

Two and a half hard drives.

Clean it up and get another serving.

There is no need to cope since Mondays don’t particularly bother me.

I don’t know enough small islands. Something with a population of at least 5000 and a fishing-based economy is probably a good start.

Eurasia

I assume it’s because we are great at recognizing patterns, and music is just that - patterns.

I think you pretty much got it there. It’s more like, music is specifically tailord to sound like something we do enjoy.

Does she do graphic design, or why would an Apple be better than any other brand for half the price?

They clearly said it wouldn’t cut it!