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The brothers ghost, after cucking him for revenge:

>Put on suit for space walk to get past the screens  
>Stupid me, obviously the helmet is a top secret VR system  
>Take off helmet  
>

>Go to doctor  
>Get CT scan of my head  
>Totally normal, eyes not hacked  
>NASA must have replaced the windows in the space station with 8K screens.

only if you have robot eyes

This is what my autism has been preparing me for.

Those bastards got it easy ;-;

I WISH

Mitochondria + Chloroplast and accompanying UV damage repair systems would be poggers.

Imagine being able to take a nap and snack at the same time. Totally plant coded and root pilled.

In a way. The energy is, in part, used to cook my food which creates an proton gradient across the inner membrane of my mitochondria which then forces those protons through a turbine.

TIL my parents are birds

Ge’ fuck away from me bish

Nah it’s true, I just forgot about it. >.>

I’d rather the image not be removed. Bill Nye is basically the only reason I was able to understand science because most of my teachers didn’t really give a fuck, so they slapped in a Bill Nye tape and called it a day. Seeing his blessed face always fills me with cheer and gratitude.

Well, you can block the image with u-block origin or ad-nauseam.

Some poor soul has never watched Bill Nye the Science Guy… what has the world come too… D:

Cccrrraaaaaaabb people crraaabbb people

I was thinking the front yards of an entire city block. I also don’t think it would be enough for a main source for food for everyone, maybe just some fresh ingredients from time to time, buuut it’s also just a though experiment for me. Breaking down the fences and walls put up everywhere to say this is mine.

Looking at my own area in a city there is basically zero nearby plots where community gardening would be realistic; however, if one could get an entire street to agree to use their front yards as a plot, well now all that land is being used to grow food for the community rather than just for looking or sitting. Ofc, good luck in getting people to agree to that…

It’s making fun of unrealistic suggestions people make regarding potential solutions to divesting from industrial agriculture.

I am the purple one, as the land I have access too is whatever pots I can fit by my window which also doesn’t have direct light.

People with health issues *that make them incapable of gardening in some way so must rely on the industry.

One would need to grow and preserve a lot of food to store away for winter and if a crop fails or the preserving technique didn’t work they’re fucked; thankfully one can just go down to the store… which is the main point of this meme.

I think zucchinis are the most efficient vegetable one can grow in their backyard or whatever, so one would be eating a lot of it.

Yessir/m’am.