So correct but I recommend some editing.

Yeah so i paid a team of experts to do my job

Yeah

Omg the ants are so smelly

Ants will creep in. You will attempt your triumphant self sufficient middle of nowhere meal of rocks and soil. When your fire fails, Youll rip open your last remaining stash of nutritiuous gruel and stuff a handful in your mouth, and taste that acid.

What’s it with the goats. Can’t find a goats emoji.

You need to do a children’s book inspired by those three paragraphs