macOS wants a word with you haha

👍

“But I need windows for games”

Hahah

I guess you could give Gmail all of that data in return for allowing artificial intelligence to make your decisions, that may or may not be good decisions and may or may not save you money – or charge you more money when the customer service agent realizes they can manipulate your AI.

It’s best if you don’t use Gmail at all

Society will accept the murder of a Waymo exec

I’m not sure that part is going to happen any time soon.

Well, don’t shhh, the suits fire devs thinking the AI can make software.

Let your fucking server sleep, Jesus Christ. Do you want to be woken up at 2 or 3 AM?

Yes. Which frequently leads to complications.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

void log(int level) {
    cout << "Logging numeric level: " << level << endl;
}

void log(string message) {
    cout << "Logging message: " << message << endl;
}

int main() {
    log('A');  // Uh oh — which one is this?
}

Isaiah Granet, 25, woke up at 1 a.m. drenched in sweat, thinking he was lying on his laptop.

I now know who buys smart mattresses

Mmmmm, buttons 🤤

I’m saying that when the project gets big, and each of those methods get long, A developer who is new to the project might have some confusion as to why there are methods with the same exact name inside of a class.

This might confuse a lot of people

class Unicorn {
  prance() {
    System.print("The unicorn prances in a fancy manner!")
  }

  prance(where) {
    System.print("The unicorn prances in %(where).")
  }

  prance(where, when) {
    System.print("The unicorn prances in %(where) at %(when).")
  }
}

I expect a super hero out of this

You can make windows really dark if you just turn it off

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No, the bug is google

Clearly the machine running the AI that saw the gun needs to be put to death.

Windows needs to die. Mac becomes the new windows, Linux gets giant boost and finally gets its Consumer act together.