Brave Little Hitachi Wand

Bob Fossil!

Oh wait no, that’s a Boosh reference

I kinda like em. Implies that you can get pretty creative with necromancy

So that’s why the eel made that face at the aquarium when I sarcastically said “nice tail, shitneck!”

You might say they’re… Bread for success

Never mind, sorry I hate it

Any self respecting elder god would be playing billiards with the black holes. Fire up the new big bang, ye tatterdemalion layabouts!

Comparison is truly the thief of joy. Of course, once we know how long the slow fade of an empty universe will last, the first thing we most do is make 120 trillion years of insane, glorious, beautiful existence seem inadequate.

It’s a ballsy move

The light will eventually tire out and turn into radio waves or smth, I’m not a physicist

These ones will be quite dim

Or as my daffy kid calls it, “choglet”. Future Nobel contender, there.