Oscillating rapidly between “holy fuck is this what we’re being reduced to?” And “we really need more shit like this”

I thought it was fallout with crazy high-def mods

Also the competition was a literal joke. Every single possible outcome is equally unbelievable

I think a lot of the world doesnt know either. All we got were the “look at the idiot try and form a complete sentence lol” jokes.

Which is still bad because he sounds properly eloquent compared to what youre working with today.

Please be real

But neither are they, so I bet it all works out proportionally.

Aw this looked really cool until I saw the road going right through it.

They were all empty when I looked out my window. Full by the time I got there.

I just know this is the 5th dungeon, and the 4th dungeon will reward me with something that will make me swim.

Vital peacekeeping operations were assaulted by a militant antifa splinter cell armed with vortex cannons

Tbf “vortex cannon” sounds sci-fi lethal af

When they were going out of business my mate rented as many games as he could “for a weekend”. I think he had about 5 separate accounts somehow. Sat on a whole fucking library of xbox games, late return notices and fees piling up. Just hoping they went out of business before they could pass it onto debt collectors.

Lucky son of a bitch got away with it too

This is a Doctor Who plot before the reveal.

Theres good eating on one of those

I cant see the elephants or the turtle.

So. Many. Tabs.

But they might get revenue from the traffic. Literally posting an ad.

So to not downplay an atrocity the stance is to kill every last one of them, women and children all?

You’re the man OP. (Or lady, whatever).