Amazon still uses them.

I’ve recently taken the attitude of “im making insert pretentious food you can eat that or sandwiches”

The devil on my kids shoulder killed the angel and then hung herself.

As a parent, I don’t hate the teachers. Other kids parents need to get their shit together though. The amount of homophobia and racism casually thrown around by the other kids is appalling.

Just send it back with a derogatory note telling them to take it again.

Not as much as they hate cooking for their own children. The greater the number of children, the more true this is.

How many messages? When people wake up to a shit ton of unread messages it has a way of freaking them out.

Yay!

Congrats (as long as it isn’t the red flag girl)

You are worth so much more than that. Please respect yourself and don’t fall into this clearly manipulative relationship.