An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. First guy orders a beer. Every other guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!

Or just one?

[off topic]

“The Whore Of Mensa” A private eye goes up against a escort service that provides lonely men with intellectual conversations.

https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1974/12/16/the-whore-of-mensa

You have posted so many of my favourite memes on Lemmy. Absolutely top tier shitposting 😭

“Our dancers have infinite curves” is clearly hyperbole.

I call BS unless their dancers demonstrate that they can at least pass a high school algebra test.

Are you just gonna sit there like an undergrad and clumsily perform a naive mapping of my topological space, or are you gonna use your brain a bit, and exhaustively define a continuous homeomorphic equation to radically transform me into whatever shape you want?

If you can make the key, you can unlock me, and then I can map to whatever you want me to be >:D