I don’t know if that would be “Breaking” news. Knowing them it would be more like “After decades of merciless guerllia style warfare in the deserts and cities of Australia, with hundreds of thousands of human lives lost, billions of dollars spent and the world seeing nuclear weapons again used in anger, President Barron Trump has secured a peace deal that requires complete withdrawl of US forces and giving the Emu Kangaroo Government of Australia complete control over the country.”