I think it’s funny how people go on about majestic horses. They’re not majestic, they are uncoordinated panicky idiots.

My aunt has a horse and I’ve seen him run into a tree, there’s one single tree in his paddock and it’s a giant oak, and he’s run into it at least three times. He panics if he can’t see his friend, often because his friend is behind him, and then runs madly around until he crashes into something, or stumbles into the pond.

This is the horse and had a panic attack because the farmer had bought a new wheelbarrow and it looked different to the one he was used to.