Isn’t this just earwax removal?
Do you have to plug your goggles into an outlet before earwax removal as well?
When your brain explodes out your other ear, you don’t want to be getting any in your eyes. Also, its not a plug, it just ties them to the table so you don’t steal them.
Topping up my sigma fluid
“I’m injecting the update now; you should be getting the new Emojis in just a moment.”
Norman Rockwell getting his weekly injection of inspiration.
Recharging my google glasses
Idiotectomies required the subject’s corporation for the best results. Hanneman’s (Journal of Medical Ethics, June 2017) breakthrough, illustrated here, uses bomb glasses to increase compliance. It is rare the fuse needs to be lit, but a lighter should be kept in plain view of the subject as both reminder and enforcement if necessary.
‘We find this alkali wash really alleviates the toxin build ups around your head. That’s the real cause of migraines’
Maybe I should add that is the “not science meme” answer.
RFK Jr and ACIP Claims Autism Cure by “Extracting Negative Brain Fluids”
Listening to fox news
They found Saddam
