Accessibility features benefit everyone!
Our reptilian overlords can finally exist in the open.
Also keeps kids from standing right next to my fart box while standing in line.
As a boomer I want one like this

The thagomizer costs extra.
Thagomizer and walking stick with silver head seem like an excellent weapon pair for the elderly gentleman
Furries would pay so much for this tech. The first vendor to make a tail that can wag on command will make millions in sales.
born too early for cat girls. born just right in time to be neko ojiisan
I can think of an other group who might wish to buy theese, basically in bulk
Cover it in fur and you can put any price tag on it, it will still sell out
iirc I’ve heard about this device from memes for a few years now. Is it actually coming to market or is it vaporware?
It’s not a commercial device, just a lab prototype
Sign me up.
I want one now just to have even better balance.
the human body craves additional balance from an extra limb
Gotta balance the weight of the front tail
Boomers going out like a Trex
Can they charge up some glowing back spines so they can yell “get off my lawn” extra loud?
It’d be neat if this could double as fall protection like those backpacks for kids. My great-grandmother died at 101 because a fall broke her hip and she didn’t have the wound healing ability to keep it from becoming infected. If that belt had an airbag it would really add a lot of quality of life to that population.
This would go nuts in parkour
Alright, I actually do want to grow old now.













