He got monkey finger
TIL our primate cousins have some bigass hands
Koalas have nearly identical fingerprints as well:
article about koala finger prints
no pictures of koala fingers
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they call them fingers but I never see them fing.
Oh, there they go
Oh wait, there they go
I find it very worrying that both fingers in the photo have the exact same fingerprint.
They… they don’t though. It’s similar, but not identical… you know, like Fingerprints…
its ai slop
what makes you claim that?
Sir this is a lemmy’s, everything is AI slop here according to some people
Also a slip of the slop tongue there
I feel like there’s not a lot of overlap between what we consider to be a major crime and chimp crimes. In other words, they aren’t going to hide the fact that they murdered a dude, and theft is not something we’d be trying to prosecute them for.
Koalas have similar patterns like Humans.
Also, lots of Chlamydia
Wait a second…how did they get that chimp finger.
They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.
You cut it off didn’t you…
You monster!!!
They obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
Then they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.
It corrupted their wish, like it always does.
And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
if you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”
