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minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·edit-27 hours agoWait a second…how did they get that chimp finger. They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo. You cut it off didn’t you… You monster!!!
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 minutes agoNo!!! I don’t want a freaking toe. Stop defiling corpses you sicko. Now go put that back where you found it.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 hours agoThey obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 hours agoThen they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 hours agoIt corrupted their wish, like it always does.
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agoAnd as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 hours ago“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
minus-squarebitteroldcoot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoif you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”
Wait a second…how did they get that chimp finger.
They aren’t exactly passive creatures who hold still for a photo.
You cut it off didn’t you…
You monster!!!
No!!! I don’t want a freaking toe.
Stop defiling corpses you sicko.
Now go put that back where you found it.
They obviously made a wish using a monkey’s paw.
Then they’re out of luck, since chimpanzees aren’t monkeys.
It corrupted their wish, like it always does.
And as the monkey paw always does, it took their wish, then give them the finger.
“What? The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!” - OP, maybe
if you’re the one who shot him, then you don’t get to say “The chimp was already dead when I cut it off!”