Depends on the species of the mumma / baby used to size the hamsters.
Amoeba: I’m taking the 5 babies. It’ll be harder but I still like my chances.
Oak Tree: I think my only chance is to take the babies, Though I’d be tempted to choose momma just to marvel at such a creature.
Elephant: No good options here, in a fair fight I’d lose either match. I think my only shot is to choose the momma hamster and try to win through trickery.
Hummingbird: I would lose via forfeit. They’re too cute I can’t do it.
Sometimes the babies eat the mom too. Yes I speak from… I guess second-hand experience. First-hand would imply I was a matricidal cannibal hamster.
That is way more impressive. Any idiot can eat a baby.
Tarrare, is that you?
wow, TIL. Poor guy.
That whole wikipedia page reads like a tall tale.
Who would you rather fight: one mumma sized hamster or 5 baby sized hamsters?
Depends on the species of the mumma / baby used to size the hamsters.
Amoeba: I’m taking the 5 babies. It’ll be harder but I still like my chances.
Oak Tree: I think my only chance is to take the babies, Though I’d be tempted to choose momma just to marvel at such a creature.
Elephant: No good options here, in a fair fight I’d lose either match. I think my only shot is to choose the momma hamster and try to win through trickery.
Hummingbird: I would lose via forfeit. They’re too cute I can’t do it.
Hummingbirds I get, but you’re telling me scientists finally figured out how to get elephants to bone hamsters?
I’m going to have to go with Ditka.
But can any baby eat an idiot?
No way. Babies can’t even have fucking honey, my money is on the idiot.
Counterpoint: babies will chomp anything within an inch of their faces. Given enough time the idiot might just get gummed to death
I would love to find out but the man keeps denying my grant applications.
Great band name.