https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Animal-Pests-With-Hot-Pepper-Spray
Or you could get a Burro
Not very sly…
Ah fuck
Appropriate username for the situation?
Haha, thanks, I hadn’t even noticed!
Man piss will help ward them off, the testosterone in it is said to scare off predators.
That’s why I don’t allow women near my coop. Predators can smell their periods.
I am a man and pissed around my coop, and a bear or something came by and wrecked my shit anyway, so idk about the piss scaring off everyone. Although we get a good bit of rain so maybe the piss didn’t stick around and washed away.
My dog killed 3, the bear killed 6, leaving one, then came back in a month and killed the survivor. (I didn’t have enough money to completely fill out a secure area I guess. Thought it was good, but it was not, and chickens are fucking stupid which doesn’t help. I’m getting guinea hens next, after I can afford some more hardware cloth to finish my coop off.
or you’re trans and don’t know it
Ah, simple mistake. You can’t just piss around the coop, you have to confront the bear and piss directly on it to assert dominance.
The bears can smell the menstruation
Here we have a rare picture of a lobbyist in its natural habitat - congress.
I think there might be a fox in the hen house.
