The exaggerated eye
browslashes on the one snake (but not the other) to ensure we know that one of them’s a lady makes me wonder if the artist woulda put some big ole snitties on her if they’d drawn the rest of the body.I ask my science friend before I kill insects in the garden. I was given free range to kill all the stupid spotted lanternflies!
They’re already back this year. I’m sad.
Kill 'em harder!
They’re jumpy little bastards! I’m trying!
Here we kill the snakes because theyre invasive
So are we
Can’t be too careful. It could’ve been a Republican. You can usually tell by the bright red hat and aura of stupidity and racism. They also claim they don’t step on snakes but but they absolutely do. In fact, that species in particular is very much into that.
The bright red head marking tells other humans that Republicans are toxic and not good for eating!
oh shit. i have a big aura of stupidity and i turn bright red in the sun, due to the burning. i’m gonna get bit by a snek ain’t i
I mean it’s not wrong.
Snakebook could be cool
George Viper
Ted Snakeson
Your daily reminder that rattlesnakes are secondary pollinators. They eat rodents full of seeds and their digestive acids don’t ruin the germination potential. It’s acid scarification and a wider range for edible plants. Every spaghetti is valuable.
Guardia parco
I wonder what that means /s
