• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Can’t be too careful. It could’ve been a Republican. You can usually tell by the bright red hat and aura of stupidity and racism. They also claim they don’t step on snakes but but they absolutely do. In fact, that species in particular is very much into that.

    • Atropos@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      The bright red head marking tells other humans that Republicans are toxic and not good for eating!

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      10 hours ago

      oh shit. i have a big aura of stupidity and i turn bright red in the sun, due to the burning. i’m gonna get bit by a snek ain’t i