Put them closer together, then go out and press them in the mud somewhere and you’ll start a panic that dinosaurs aren’t extinct!
Chicken feet!
You know that saying, two is better than one.
Big Bird pov
Is there something “wrong” here? I bet these taste the same once they’re chopped and cooked…
If this question was sincere surprise, there was an Australia documentary episode two years back (“War on Waste”) with a section about “up to a third of” carrots being dismissed by the dominant supermarkets because they were “misshapen”, sometimes really petty stuff, not even bruises or discolouration or anything that a picky person might question but being too long or short, skinny, not straight enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNNEW8ydOm4 (clip from the docco)
In reaction (or by recommendation), some supermarkets have added small sections marketing various fruit/veg as ‘odd’ funny-looking ones at discount prices. An improvement, but a long way to go.
No, nothing wrong.
However, due to their shape, there is the delightful possibility of the misapplication of said vegetables as a particular variety of adult toy.
(Everyone’s mind went there… didn’t it? Didn’t it?)
The spocker
Oh…OH! 😳
You said, “Oh…OH!”
Yes, precisely. That is how one may express, in word form, the vocal utterances of a user of such objects at the culmination or ‘climax’ of the experience.
Well… so I’ve heard…
I prefer the regular shaped ones for that.
Looks like some fat chicken feet
