Claude.
That’s far more terrifying than Teams.
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
“Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working.”
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
Don’t worry, we’ve already established that Outlook doesn’t work in space.
It’s not much of a surprise, since it doesn’t work on Earth either.
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
Maybe that’s an Alien cock we don’t know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can’t seem to find the original artist :/
Microslop itself *
Two outlook accounts and both aren’t working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
2 different versions of outlook that don’t work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
And you can’t uninstall them.
It’s an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it’s yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even… so stupid)
2nd most
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet…
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work… add the delay to that and you’ll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
