I wanted a 2000s/ASCII-era vibe sign to put up when I have extra bread to give away, and my wife came through in spades
I like it a lot, gonna tile it onto four pages and call it a day
Edit: I completed it with a small handwritten note at the bottom:
Does your wife take requests?
A loaf of sourdough with cheddar and jalapeno please.
I already have a bake at work, but I will gladly be fat for bread. If bread was good enough for our ancestors, its good enough for me damnt!
Excuse me, I am the baker.
She is the finishing graphic designer
But who is the candlestick maker?
Is that a joke I’m not privy to?
In retrospect ‘finishing graphic designer’ was not a suitable euphamism for butcher.
I was thinking of a nursery rhyme. Jack Sprat perhaps. “The butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker.”
Apologies.
Thank you for brining joy to the world
Sourdough with a jalapeño cheddar cream cheese filling would be even better! Kind of like how the Asian bakeries do it. So creamy and delicious.
You have enlightened me.
Praise be to the bread Gods.