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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·4 days agoIndigenous People: “Hello? Why hey, strangers, who are-” Capt. Cook or some shit: “Hey there, you fellas good at working? Like, lots of manual labor?” Indigenous People: “uhh… Wut?” Capt Cook: “F it. Take the women, take their food, burn the rest.” Indigenous People: “Bro, hold up, we got this bug that looks like a sti-” Capt Cook: “BURN IT ALL. NOW!” Indigenous People: He’ll never know about that really big F’in stick bug!
minus-squareChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoCaptain Christopher Cooklumbus: “You don’t want to work, huh? How about if we cut off your hands?”
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days ago“I mean, it’s not like you’re using them anyway? Amiright?”
Indigenous People: “Hello? Why hey, strangers, who are-”
Capt. Cook or some shit: “Hey there, you fellas good at working? Like, lots of manual labor?”
Indigenous People: “uhh… Wut?”
Capt Cook: “F it. Take the women, take their food, burn the rest.”
Indigenous People: “Bro, hold up, we got this bug that looks like a sti-”
Capt Cook: “BURN IT ALL. NOW!”
Indigenous People: He’ll never know about that really big F’in stick bug!
Captain Christopher Cooklumbus: “You don’t want to work, huh? How about if we cut off your hands?”
“I mean, it’s not like you’re using them anyway? Amiright?”
Hands, schmands!