• oppy1984@lemdro.idEnglish
          71·
          9 days ago

          Nope, barbie girl by aqua. If you’re lucky enough to have never heard it don’t look it up, you’ll never un-hear it.

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            4·
            8 days ago

            Yep, instant recall of… apparently a core memory.

            You can touch my hair, undress me everywhere~!

            Come on Barbie lets go party.

            I wanted to attempt to somehow rewrite it to be bacterial themed, but … I don’t know enough microbial vocab, and every bit I do know has way too many syllables.

      • Jankatarch@lemmy.worldEnglish
        7·
        8 days ago

        Am bacteria girl
        In bacteria wo-orld
        Life micros-copic
        It’s fantastic

        You see me in hair.
        And find me every-where.
        With mutation, life is mine formation.

        The word barbie rhymes with bacteria in Turkish btw.
        Don’t read last part as song in your head.