• StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    I mean, yeah, but :(

    The secret to staying cool in an era of ever escalating climate change, is to dig a hole, 3 ft wide, 7 feet long and 6 feet deep. The earth at those levels is much cooler, so the secret is to lie flat at the bottom of this and pull the displaced soil back over you, completely filling the hole.

    You will be cool for the rest of your life.