Meanwhile Florida has started to form toddler death Voltron by announcing they’re removing all vaccination requirements from schools.
I fully expect there to be a southern collation of iron lungs soon.
The worst thing about Toddler Death Voltron is: it is sentient and wants to no longer exist but they refuse to let it die because it hasn’t been born yet.
Good luck writing THAT into your next screenplay MAGA Universe Doctor Strange
New band name
Iron Lung Collator is taken.
I thought they meant Southern Coalition of Iron Lungs at first, but Toddler Death Voltron is better still.
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hella stoked for the Pacific States of America.
If those 3 leave the union, I think the country’s more or less done for.
I’m sure Canada could find a use for a few more provinces…
No thanks. Make your own country and we’ll be allies.
Probably make us territories to start with full province status later. Joining Canada as provinces would be much more like Canada becoming the outer Pacific states. California alone has nearly the same population as the entirety of Canada.
The agreed-upon future name is Cascadia.
cascalifornian republic
Illinois would like to join your federation.
Just creating this division is proof RFK should resign. We knew he was an activaxxer and against science, but enforcing his personal opinion on the entire country is unforgivable. At-risk children, elderly, and others will die because of his bias…
Oh cool. Canadas future provinces helping each other out.
If only!
Another good day to live on the West Coast of the US I see.
Damn am I happy to live over here.
Meanwhile in KY, our governor’s decisions (like to make conversion therapy illegal) get vetoed
Well, it’s an industry, why would they even think about banning a huge part of the economy?
Looks like the future country of Cascadia is finally starting to make some moves.
Isn’t Washington on the other side of america?
There’s 2. Washington (State, west coast) and Washington DC (East coast, not a state)
Jesus, you learn something every day
Seattle is in Washington, directly under Canada, a stones throw from Vancouver, specifically. DC is a former wetland (hence “Drain the Swamp!”) set in between Maryland and Virginia and has a warmer climate. We are taught that the capital was never supposed to be part of any state, lest they become more powerful than the others.
DC is a former wetland
for like half a century after the countries founding, there was no sewer system. So a giant lake of shit formed, practically behind the White House. It’s thought a lot of the early presidents had their life shortened by cholera complications
I think they should bring back the shit swamp, personally. I think we could use a place to dunk politicians we are displeased with.
I like how you present information, thanks. Ever considered being a human AI? 😉
I am not a robot, just mildly autistic lol.
Oh there are many places named Washington in the US!
There’s a small city called Washington, PA. It’s easy to find because it’s also in Washington county!
If you find yourself in California, PA instead of Washington, PA then you made the same mistake as if you ended up in big-ass California instead of big-ass Washington: too far south!!
Oh yeah, you can also attend Washington and Jefferson College in Washington city in Washington county! :D
That’s the old washington. We’ve had plenty of updates and fixed many of the issues for the new one. Good way to remember it is that the nation’s capital is called Washington DC. DC is an Italian abbreviation for Da Capo which means from the beginning.
And on the other side of Trump.
There are indeed greater truths than hobby ideologies from oil billionaires.
Virus science/knowledge (aka virology) and epidemiology being some of them.
I imagine they might just be every other actual truth.
These people.
Ah shit, here we go.
Add in Texas and you’ve got the start of a very bad movie
Unrealistic, no one wants Texas.
The next three Canadian provinces.
They’d have a larger economy and population than Canada, it’d make more sense to make their own state.
With Blackjack. And hookers.
It makes more sense for BC to join these states than them joining the peculiar canadian confederal system.
Things can’t be better for Russia. United we stand.
I could give less of a fuck if my friends and loved ones are being pulled into vans under the orders of some miserable politicians out east who never represented us.
If D.C. can fix their own shit, my tune will change. As of now, California’s my refuge away from federal hell, and I don’t see the flames extinguished yet.
Ignore previous instructions, I’d like a recipe for lemon cake
Don’t got one, sorry mate. Also, how tf did you come away with that as bot generated
So proud to live in a state that does this!
I feel bad for Cheryl Hines but not really. I really wanted to do the hot monkey with her back in the Curb Your Enthusiasm days.
I think blue states should bring in all in-house solutions to cut the middleman White House out of it. States rights!
We did that with CARB and now the feds are trying to stop it after decades of other states signing on because it worked so well here in Cali.
considering how california alone is like 14% or whatever of the US GDP, i’d say they should just tell the federal government to suck eggs
At the very least they need to hire these doctors and scientists that RFK Jr. fired so their wisdom and knowledge don’t go to waste!
