- Who up hedging they hogs? 
- Tennis ball, hedgehog for scale. 
- Growing a hog 
- Natural inflation 
- Should’ve used bananas for scale instead 
- Igel. 
- Magical hog is shrinking tennis balls. 
- As opposed to normal objects, the mass of a tennis ball is inversely proportional to its size. - Which scp is this? 
 
- To demonstrate gravitational pull, we have put two objects near each other. Note that only when the amount of hedgehog is increased to 800g is the gravity able to overcome the static friction both objects have due to being on a surface. - In the same vein: - “Practical illustration of deformation caused by gravitational tidal forces between two nearby, massive bodies. (scale greatly exaggerated)” 
 
- FFS, stop feeding me tennis balls! 
- From this we can extrapolate, that the hedgehog will have grown to 6,4kg in the 6th iteration. - By the 10th iteration it will have surpassed the mass of an average adult human. 
 And at the 21st, will be more massive than the largest Blue Whales.
 
- Our furry merkins are available in three sizes to fit most. 
- Gotta grow fast. 
- Despite repeated trials, the ATP decide that the new organic tennis balls were sadly too difficult to manufacture consistently. 
- Hedgehog for scale 








