Food is so weird. Bread becomes toxic waste after 8 minutes of being opened, but there’s probably some cheese species that gets fermented up the asshole of a mountain llama for 6 months, being stuffed back in after every bowel movement, and is still edible (if you’re into that sort of thing) after 400 years of being left in a dank cave amongst the frothing remains of a rotting gerbil cemetery.
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Has anyone ever seen Liz Holmes and Mark Zuckerburg in the same room together? 🤔
Is there a consensus view on whether or not Gwyneth is a genuine numbnut or is just cynically exploiting people who are?
Fuck clipping health insurance CEOs and college-touring bigots, these are the ones…
There’s a 100% correlation between a child coming into direct physical contact with their family doctor and that same child later being diagnosed with autism. Show me an example where this was not the case. Family doctors are sporing autismomes like a tickled mushroom and no one is talking about it.
15·4 months agoIt’s an ancient astronaut working the levers on his Stormtrooper speeder
Psychoanalysts hate those blotchy black & white images of my mother’s pussy giving birth to my father who is wielding a knife with my name written along the hilt. “Stop bringing these fucking drawings in here!” she yells. God forbid a man have hobbies.
If it even partially alleviates loneliness, and if it encourages the person to become more open and confident when communicating with humans, then it’s a great thing.
/cope
We’re so fucking fucked.
This is somehow more offensive to my brain than if they’d simply said “electricity is god”. The way they completely muddy the issue, making the reader not just misinformed but made to feel complacent, like there’s no correct information to be found, is way more grotesque. It shuts down the mind of the reader. It’s anti-education.
What if each H2O molecule was coated in a hydrophobic substance?
I can tell by the flavour that a new love interest will come into your life imminently.
Believers: God exists, look at the wondrous complexity and beauty of life!
Snails:
1·5 months agoThe first time I ever heard or saw Mastodon (the band), it was a live performance on Letterman that genuinely sucked balls. It put me off the band for about a year before I gave them a proper listen (they’re now in my top 5 bands of all time). Anyway, on that first clip I saw on Letterman, I thought the bassist was Keanu Reeves and that this was another of his weird side projects. I remember thinking “stick to acting bro, this sucks”.
This is the clip in question:
Fucking awful performance. But tell me that’s not Keanu’s twin brother on bass, perhaps after a stint of sleeping on Oscar the Grouch’s couch 👀
I could never 😭 my heart sinks when I look in a mirror, I don’t need a mirror that specifically highlights and exaggerates my flaws.
I wish I had the balls and emotional security of the people who get this done and then laugh about it! They’re inspiring, in a way. Something to try to emulate.
9·6 months agoA little over 3 months is my record. Mental health issues, naturally! 🥳 🎂 🎉
The sommeliers of the technology world. The perfect storm of electric hypochondria and placebo-gooning.
As with most things, there’s a kernel of truth in amongst the dross. You will have a nicer time with a set of £70 headphones than with a £3.99 set. You will have a nicer time with a FLAC file than a 64kbps MP3 of the same song. But there’s a very low ceiling of improvement that both physics and physiology will prevent you from surpassing. Maybe in the future with brain implants and shit like that we can start ramping up the fidelity of our listening abilities, but until then, you’re just trickling an ocean through a literal bottleneck and insisting you’re drowning in it.
Just listen to the damn music.