Strangely attracted to distant stars yet unable to establish a stable orbit, Simp 0136 is condemned to a lonely existence.

Great illustration of the issue underlying flat-earthism. 👍

3. I lay some extra track so the train runs over the perverts that come up with these “dilemmas” instead. Problem solved. 👍

Merci

Yeah, what is a transort, anyway?

And why wouldn’t one just use the =COLUMN() formula to determine the column number if necessary?

'tis the season, I guess?

Same.

Sweet sleep. Speaking of which, back to bed I go. 😴💤

Ads are a brainwashing technique designed to turn my baser instincts against myself for someone else’s gain. And they’re unwanted content that disrupts the flow of the content I’ve chosen to watch.

Whoa, whoa. How dare this uppity woman talk like that to Dr. Bradley D. D. Wentworth, PhD., an internationally renowned expert on footballogy and beeristics? His accolades include frequent beating of his wife, a penchant for racial slurs, and living in a trailer down by the river.