You can’t just parry a nuke.

Crows and corvids (at least the magpies in my area) prefer meat. Those little bastards go crazy over mealworms. I couldn’t keep the bowl full once they found it.

Slow down, papa, don’t you blow your top.

“See? Told you I’d be fine.”

“Dad, you need to take off your leg to go through airport security.”

They’ve got spirit. Now, they just need to work on their aim. Where’s the guy that got Charlie?

Retuuurn the slaaaab.

not to die too early from it.

Passing on genes is successful enough for evolution.

Just wait for Petersen or another far right chud to yell at a children’s hand puppet.

Not a plant, but close

I’m like this but with cars moreso. Nowadays, your car can be perfectly fine, but if something the onboard computer doesn’t like happens, then you effectively have a big brick. It’s stupid. I’m not a car guy, but I’m doing everything I can to prolong the life of my “dumb” car.

That is legitimately the first time I’ve heard someone say something nice about the show.

I’m a cis white male with hair long enough to ponytail. Playing with my daughter at the park, a little one asked me if I was her mom or dad. When I told her that I was her father, she asked me why I had a ponytail. Without missing a beat I responded with “because my hair is long.” Little girl thought for a moment, put on a “yeah, that makes sense” look, and went about to go play.

Possible reference to Ukraine?

It didn’t turn out so well the first time.

There’s nothing explicit in it. Just says he fell in, died from the heat, and dissolved overnight. No video released.

Not at all. Some people are really using these chatbots as emotional support or even therapists, sometimes with devastating results (suicide).

AI chatbots as therapy

AI as companions