Lord Wiggle

The outside has been painted by Van Gogh.

It also happens to be just big enough for Trump his penis.

Wildlife balance? I wouldn’t call eating everything I have planted in my garden wildlife balance. Luckily a hedgehog moved in into my garden 2 years ago, he makes sure there’s a balance in my garden again. But the snails are suffering, that’s for sure.

When they want to feel it, they should take a bath with a plugged in toaster.

Doesn’t matter, the idea is the same. Poor performance, perfect meme content haha

Not the one I know, I’ve seen one with the woman wearing a hard hat 😂

You see both his hands. So someone else would have to use the selfie camera but also make sure they are not in frame. I mean, it’s not impossible, but it’s highly unlikely. As much as I would like to blame Apple products, it’s more likely this is not a mirrored image but human stupidity. Seeing what’s happening in the world these days, I always assume everything is human stupidity unless there’s proof it’s a technical error or something. Although everything Apple related is also human stupidity.

I once saw a shutterstock photo of someone using a large soldering iron on a motherboard, holding it like a pen (so holding the hot part). Stuff like this is so poorly done and fake, it’s at the level of porn acting.

3 cheap synths but only half a more expensive one.

Reasonable amount of average magic cards or just a few good ones.

Half a graphics card.

Some nice wood for woodworking, but not that much if decent quality.

A flight ticket.

3 festival tickets.

0.5kg of ketamine.

A lot of 3D printing filament.

2 Warhammer figures.

3 years of swimming pool subscription.

First: deport European tourists, fuck up several times with other deportations to El Salvador concentration camps or African war zone…

“Why don’t Europeans come here, do you see how Europe just uses us by emptying American tourists’ wallets while not traveling here in return? Europe sucks!”

(hey Portugal, this is your chance, take what you want)

First let’s talk about your government. You’ve gotta do something before getting a reward.

Pornhub attacked France by retreating, France surrendered.