I’ve never seen a rock stacked on another rock that DID allow a piece of paper to be slipped between them.

Well that’s terrifying

They definitely do

These are just normal sane person complaints. I’m personally fine with QR code menus, although I think non-QR code menus should also always be available. The rest I’m on board with though.

That’s pretty on the nose. I mean they’re not that bright, but still.

I wrote an article about you

Yep, soon as we bulldoze all that forest.

Staring off camera intensifies

I for one, welcome our new pinecone overlord.

You answered your own question. It’s a window well. It’s glass.

Nah, the US ICE trains are slated to run on immigrant orphan blood

I’ll see myself out

Fuck moths, they are fucking gross and terrifying.

I feel overwhelmed by how the world apparently went today

Thanks!

WFH Office

Reclining is my primary desired feature, so unfortunately it’s a deal breaker. Thank you, though!

Nearest Costco is 90 minutes away. In Canada. But it might be worth it. May I ask which one you chose?

What I’m hearing is that we are overdue for an Evil World Leader Battle Royale.

I’m not even sure Ronald Reagan would be worse than this