Black pudding - or blood sausage as the Germans call it - is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever had the misfortune of tasting. I consider hash-browns as something septics eat and less so the British, although they do taste good.

Where’s the fried bread, where’s the buttered toast, where’s the fried tomatoes, where’s the rest of the bacon, why are the sausages raw? For some, the black pudding and hash-browns seem to be missing.