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13 days agoWhy is this how I found out it was gonna be by fucking FIRING SQUAD‽‽‽
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.


Why is this how I found out it was gonna be by fucking FIRING SQUAD‽‽‽
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
Can’t say you’re missing out on anything