Here I am, laying face down, wondering about space sharks
There’s also one in front of me
Behind every great man is a shark.
The human that’s behind you however…

Thank you, shark.
But I’m laying on my belly…
🌌🦈
😧
Holy Macaroni you just wrote the entire script of a shitty-on-purpose sci-fi movie. Amazing.
Sharknova!
I’ve never thought about it like this. Turns out I’m literally surrounded by beautiful women on all sides! I knew I wasn’t lonely!
It Is true! Now you just have to convince them to have dinner together and spend the night together.
Behind every successful person there is a shark
Olympic swimmer training is getting out of hand
Blahaj is here for you 🦈
Blåhaj moment :3
Did you know you can drink lava, but only once?
I support support-sharks
But who supports the support-sharks? Do they have a support-support-shark? And then one one must ask: do the support-support sharks as well have a support-shark? A support-support-support shark if you will. When does the madness end? Will there be a support-support-support-support-support-support-shark?
Thusly capitalism is proven to be verily silly.






