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OP isn’t blaming the person, they’re saying it’s dumb for the state to use license plate characters that’re easily misread.

Which park?

Damn their kidneys must be monsters to process that much water every time they eat a little fishy

EDIT:

Actually it turns out they spit out all the water before swallowing. Makes much more sense

Their throat pouch can hold over 3 gallons (13 liters) of water, but they drain the water before swallowing their prey.

https://earthsky.org/earth/pelicans-are-the-masters-of-air-land-and-water/

Aside from like not having a country name or formal procedures, I think you’re probably mostly wrong actually.