im not a cicada. i do not concern myself with these matters.

a pretty huge dingus got eeem

gaming pcs are a fuck cause they never get hot enough to warm up a cold room but they definitely make a hot room even hotter

these dudes didn’t even have the internet. what could they possibly know? i would never ask an old guy who hasnt ever googled anything a question.

if someone could find a way to make a coffee mug out of a donut that doesnt leak and you could eat it afterward i would love that.

what about bottomology?? no one ever talks about bottomology.

do penguins have to laugh react to 30 pebbles a day one friend keeps sending? do they get weird ideologically charged pebbles?

thats a strange view to hold considering how many communists predate the internet

you don’t think existing in late stage capitalism would have turned you into a communist regardless? there’s a reason in the last 100 years western governments have devoted so much money to crushing communism

the internet isn’t to be blamed. capitalism is. capitalists have weaponized the internet against the population and created these people because when people are uninformed they’re easier to exploit and manipulate

the internet is an incredible tool. it’s controlled by the worst pieces of shit satan could have ever imagined tho

damn that would suck. at first they’re probably like “yessss she a freak she put my whole body in her mouth” and then they realize she isn’t stopping

what are strawberries and blackberries

dang i just had some of their nuggets for the first time today and thought they were really good

i agree with them about men but the rest of this tumbl or whatever the posts on tumblr are called is giving sheldon

i want to pet and hug

i bet those books would suck tbh. the conspiracies they come up with for the most part aren’t even imaginative

if someone said “i just thought of a great idea for a fantasy world for a book im gonna write. you know how the earth is round? what if… it wasn’t?” you would just be like “why?” and none of these people have ever been able to answer that