IninewCrow

Yes it was … but it was often preyed upon by the Philosoraptor

The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic

This past summer I hadn’t been to the cottage for over a month but I had some food left in the fridge. I brought home a can of opened berry jam I had there and I didn’t want it to go to waste. I ate from it three or four times before I noticed the large patch of mold that was growing on the lid and the underside of the top of the inside of the jar. I like saving food because I grew up poor but at the same time, I’m not going to send myself to the hospital to save a bit of jam … I threw the jar away after that.

The stormtrooper is female … she fires, misses and nearly kills the redshirt … reshirt recovers and the stormtrooper is so overwhelmed with grief that they become close friends … after a six month relationship, they get married and a year later have a child … the child turns out to be a half human half wookie … the birth severely complicates their marriage

I GOT IT! I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

We make a single straight pipe the diameter of earth’s orbit, and just slightly offset it to go near the surface of the sun.

We pipe water at one end and send it off while earth continues it’s orbit. We wait six months and we’ll meet the other end of the pipe which will have nice hot steam arriving from the sun. We use the hot steam for six months until it condenses back to liquid water, then restart the process when we meet the other end of pipe again.

A few trillion dollars under the table should work

Then we have to wait until the purple PVC glue goes on sale

Couple of years maybe … maybe longer

Then we have to get rid of the clouds

We just have to pipe it faster

Why don’t we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.

Nice work!

Americans suffer from Stockholm syndrome

She shouldn’t be that happy after a 30 hour shift

My wad of soggy bacon is telling my mouth to gape wide open and make stupid sounds after reading this

My wad of soggy bacon is very happy

It goes to show that humans are actually good to each other on an individual level or in small groups.

It’s when we place ourselves in massive groups and communities of thousands or millions or billions of people that we start to act terribly to other humans.

The regular Coke is for a bit of sugar for nutrition

The irregular coke is to take the edge off

Surely you can’t be serious

Work hard enough to not get fired

but not so hard that it affects your health or your life

… and this guy doesn’t even work here