Who are “you” and who are “they”?

That’s unfortunate…

but some eateries think that they are unfair.

Yes, they are unfair! Personnel could pocket them! Imagine the audacity of those pesky thieves?! They were bestowed a great honour to make money for their glorious master and they STEAL! Outrageous! When will those little shits get enough?! They are so stupid that they don’t even understand that they don’t deserve any money! Pfah!

Pan troglodyte, huh?

My neighbours probably hate my overgrown yard.

Why would they? Are they Americans?