What did they look like when they were young? They must be at least 70 in this one
the one on the right is just him
Mmm, good genes there.

Papa? Mama?
Fucking nightmare fuel.
They look exactly like the kinds of people who would birth someone into a lifestyle of horrific social attitudes and a doctrine of aesthetics and appearances over substance.
They also look like they are literally struggling to keep the human flesh on their twisted, hellspawned bodies.
Literal ghouls.
Well, he really looks like his mom.

Melania sleeping…

That’s him alright
The parent pics are somehow worse
It looks like his Dad tries to immitate the hairdo of his wife with his skull.
How long had they been dead when those photos were taken?
Idk, but his mom went public with statements declaring her son was a piece of shit.
She was mostly mad that he stole her hairdo
She wore it better
You mean his real face, or the person whose face he stole to put over his own face?
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“Edgar… Your skin is falling off your bones”
“Give me sugar. In water… More sugar. More!”
Ahaha we had an exterminator at work that sounded just like that guy, it couldn’t have been more perfect. Whenever he came around we would all mumble “merrrhmsugar water” and I still crack up every time I hear it
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How is it so hard to get right? You even got it right just a few words later.
Oops shit I hate that. Thanks for the correction honestly lol
Just want to say to OP that I remember reading about the racing horse with that name so I get your username and that’s hilarioud.
Behold the master race.
Here, let me ruin your day, those 2 had sex to completion, multiple times.
I can bet that “sex” isn’t the best word to describe what happened
good god lemon, that’s sex?!
For some reason the only thing I can think of to describe what they would do, is just the sound of a terrified pig squealing and I dont think I’m wrong.
That’s okay because even though I’m cursed with a rather vivid imagination, in this case the resulting image looks like abstract nonsense.
You know she 100% gave him a blowjob or 3.
Like mother, like son
So his father wore a maniquin mask and he is a clone of his mother?











