Oh! Stir bars are the magnetic things at the bottom of lab jars when you’re missing stuff, right?

I thought Stir Bar was a nutrition bar or a chocolate bar like a Boost. Stir isn’t a great name for a protein bar, but it’s not the worst.

If they’re supposed to be eaten, why do they look like mints?

Please tell me these are cocaine condoms and not actual stir bars like I thought when I first woke up and saw this

Wtf am I looking at?

Don’t go for an MRI. Intestine smoothie.

> bites victim  
> injects stir bars through fangs  
> drag them back to my lair  
> throw onto the stir-floor  
> suck up organ smoothie in flesh cup  
> take nap

Today was a good day.

1. those are huge stir bars
2. my body is about to become organ smoothie 😱

And implanting them all over the place, apparently.

Mmm magnets.

What is happening?

You spin me right round…

sailors hate them!