Struggling to find employment, more and more birds are turning to ride-share apps to make ends meet.
What is the Airspeed Velocity of a laden Swallow?
“To Mordor !”
See Gandalf, it wasn’t that hard…
Flying Mounts changed the game.
It’s the dead of an Woodpecker attacked by an Weasel, A Weasel is a predator and even when the Woodpecker try to escape, the weasel don’t let him go and at the end he will kill the bird in the first occasion. It’s like a Lion riding a Cebra.
“Follow that cab!”
Ride Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
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Which Redwall book is this?
I can show you the world.
Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you
Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate
This is like the real life version of the movie Swapped
“LOL” said the weasel, “LMAO”.
Lmao where did you even find this
Got it from a friend who themselves probably got it from /r/196
