You’re looking at a nude egg.
So, a Sphinx cat? Or I guess that’s just how it originated, a recessive gene (or whatever) we coaxed into a breed of cats?
Do cats have white supremacists? Somehow, that’s some kind of chimpanzee idea.
The weirdest tan egg I’ve ever seen.
What a cute little meat bag 😂🤣.
Hey man bro, u got one of them pixels left? Maybe two?
As my brother joked when I showed him this:
“Damn, now he’s just a hog.”
For Halloween he could go as Fully-Hedgeless Nick 🤪

But why the massages? Serious question
Hedgehogs normally have sharp quills that make them uncomfortable to massage.
Is the hedgehog massages like that one the otter was getting the other day?
Looks like a half-ass-ed job.
Hypothetically if I have a great-aunt who is 1/16th hedgehog, can I get in on this?
It’s like a pet ballsack
You made me laugh out loud for the first time in a while, holy mol-ey!
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine’s a lot wrinklier and think there’s a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
You need Balltox
It sounds like you need to practice getting it to curl up into a defensive posture on command. Even a half curl will do wonders for its appearance.
The scrotum demands scritches.
In more ways than one!
Sentient ballsack
Human intervention is at its best when it cares for beings that would otherwise not survive








