• Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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    8 hours ago
    • cunilingus condom.

    • analingous armour

    • tipping the velvet behind a shower curtain.

    • bringing a rain-coat for the man in the boat.

    • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
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      6 hours ago

      It doesn’t work as a condom since the other parts of your mouth may make contact. A better choice is cling film.

      • John Doe@lemmy.world
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        Wanna taste my jelly? Wanna taste my jam? Better be wearin’ a dental dam. -Sandra Bernhard

      • fatcat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I’m still wondering if anyone is using them. I know quite a few people with all kind of sexual orientations as preferences and no one ever used them once. But maybe that’s just how it’s around here?

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Lesbian here, meh I’ll accept the antibiotics if need be.

          Like, they’re a good idea, but imo sex is for passion, not wisdom

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            yeah, my best protection against STDs was careful screening of partners. And if i liked them enough and they’d got one, well i better have been ready for it.

            now it’s monogamy, but like from my understanding most are manageable. Hell, only one out of the grampolycule was HIV positive if i remember right (they’ve all been gone… shit. it’s been too long I’ma go watch the Birdcage), and i’m pretty sure they weren’t celibate. just careful.