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Counterpoint:
I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
Counterpoint:
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
(btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)
That’s what a bot would say
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
It would certainly explain a lot.
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?
You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
With lime and chilli sauce?
Mmm…steamed clams
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
Yes, it’s a regional dialect.
What region northern lights may I see it?
No.
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
or look at this super cool octopus
the commentary is hilarious.
That is freakin’ adorable! Look at that smile!
But does it taste good?
I wouldn’t recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that’s how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.
but if you’re willing to accept unfathomable consequences… saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
we found everything that taste good
we’ll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
I bet they don’t actually taste like marinara
I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
