• hperrin@lemmy.ca
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    11 days ago

    I mean why not just say the democrats want to blow up the US with a Death Star? It’s not like magats care if anything Trump says is true anyway, so just pretend we’re like literal demons or something. Why not? Say we want to take all the kittens and puppies and drown them to appease Satan. Say we’re going to ban clothing and make it illegal to look at the sky. Say we’re going to cut off everyone’s eyelids and sprinkle salt in their eyes. Magats are so dumb they’ll believe literally anything.

    • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.caBanned from community
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      11 days ago

      Well, they’ve already done some of that, or have we forgotten the Haitian pet-eating thing already? Trump’s actually trying to build the Death Star with his Space Defense Force (or whatever it’s called), so he’s not gonna use that. The term “Demoncrats” has been in use for a good while now.

      IOW, they’re already halfway through your list, and now you’re just giving them more ideas…