MAGAts normally gladly eat this shit up no matter how nonsensical because it gives them an “excuse” to be their natural hateful asshole selves, but this time a good percentage of them are going to suffer personally from this bullshit & I’m here for it while stocking up on popcorn to watch the shit show.
So now it’s my fault AND I get to starve. FML. If I had known other people would starve too I would never have yeeted my nuts. I would have donated them to a food bank.
you know they know they fucked up when they start pointing the finger at trans people
I mean why not just say the democrats want to blow up the US with a Death Star? It’s not like magats care if anything Trump says is true anyway, so just pretend we’re like literal demons or something. Why not? Say we want to take all the kittens and puppies and drown them to appease Satan. Say we’re going to ban clothing and make it illegal to look at the sky. Say we’re going to cut off everyone’s eyelids and sprinkle salt in their eyes. Magats are so dumb they’ll believe literally anything.
Well, they’ve already done some of that, or have we forgotten the Haitian pet-eating thing already? Trump’s actually trying to build the Death Star with his Space Defense Force (or whatever it’s called), so he’s not gonna use that. The term “Demoncrats” has been in use for a good while now.
IOW, they’re already halfway through your list, and now you’re just giving them more ideas…
Hatch Act violation number 4,328
