If anybody was going to do it, it would be those litigious mother fuckers.

That’s a stretch.

The boot garglers in the comments are so frustrating to behold.

Drag.

That’s what you do with trolls.

What percentage had alcohol? For a friend.

Why does this dude look like parts of his face were put on diagonally.

Good riddance.

Super crazy. Pre-breathing pure oxygen for upwards of 30 minutes ahead of time. Then laid at the bottom of the pool motionless for just barely over 29 minutes.

So many questions.

Add in some Infected Mushroom and perhaps some actual mushrooms and you’ll have the best time. I promise!

Glad I left that shithole.

Geometry Wars Retro Evolved is the best arcade style game in existence.