I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

Edit: it’s for “klopfing” the “schnitzel”. I love schnitzel.

Edit 2: images (sorry about the dirty glass-ceramics) but do you see that bulge at the bottom? Second hand definitely pounds the meat!

“it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”

But where can I get the LEGO pipette.

bad dragon?

Clearly it’s a potato cannon

Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?

Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.

First one looks like a repeater pipette? Not sure about the second one

Uh… Is in a eppendorf tube…?

looks like a bottle of ketchup and toothbrush, so: non-newtonian liquid dispenser and portable ultrasound?

Another arm? A stand mixer?

A carafe!